Mark Zuckerberg

Early life

Born on the planet gleebleglorb in 12BCE, he moved to Earth in 1701 under the name of Johnathan-John John2 Lastname12. Unfortunately, he didn't quite fit in due to, well, not being a human. His brilliant plan was to commit numerous murders and steal the skin of many humans to maintain the appearance of being a real human, eventually learning enough to pass as a human (barely).

Education

Sometime around 1991 (the exact date was purged from all records), Johnathan-John, now going by the name Mark was accepted into the college of Harvard University, where he eventually constructed his magnum opus. A book made of all the faces of the people he had murdered! He called it the facebook. His roomate quickly requested a room transfer, but before that, he suggested that Mark pivot to an online social media website, which he then did, keeping the name facebook. He did not graduate from Harvard and was kicked out for poor performance in his classes.

Personal life

Not much is known about his personal life, as all his friends seem too scared to talk about it. Honestly, I don't even want to know.

Career

The current CEO of Facebook. His innovation in technology has shaken the world in various ways, such as the Facebook quest 3 and 3S, the pinnacle of VR technology that both have ZERO flaws. His partnership with Elon Musk and Jeffery Epstein has also been very beneficial to all of humanity, such as turning the island of Little St. James into a massive AI data center, as well as the entirety New York City. His latest corporate endeavor has been the FacebookVerse, a VR/AR social platform designed to have as few online players as possible. It is planned to make as much money as possible before shutting down just a couple months later. Today, Mark has stolen billions of dollars from the IRS, his customers, and currently has a net worth of around $500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.0025. Mark has not yet died, and says he has no plans on doing so.